Excerpts from Ponderables by Gus Wassel. Sept ’09 Bulletin.
- Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put of the driver’s licenses of bald men?
- Are clones people two?
- If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- So what is the speed of dark?
- If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- Why are needles sterilized for lethal injections?
- Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?