Excerpts from Ponderables by Gus Wassel. Sept ’09 Bulletin.

 

  • Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  • What hair color do they put of the driver’s licenses of bald men?
  • Are clones people two?
  • If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • So what is the speed of dark?
  • If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • Why are needles sterilized for lethal injections?
  • Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?